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Archive for February, 2009

Adobe 1, Limbaugh 0

Posted by Goo Man on February 18, 2009

Media Matters reports that on a recent broadcast, blabber mouth and drug abuser, Rush Limbaugh, stated the Democrats,

“…have reformatted the bill — they’ve made it a PDF file when they posted it. Now, for those of you that don’t use computers, basically what that means is that it cannot be keyword searched. A PDF file is essentially a picture of a page. And, so, you can read every page, but you cannot keyword search it. It’s not a text file as legislation normally is as posted on these public websites. They don’t want anybody knowing what’s in this; they want it happening as fast as possible so nobody can know what’s in it.

As Media Matters shows, one can search the PDF file by clicking on a button named SEARCH, and alternatively, by navigating to EDIT>FIND. Crazy!

I submit, as another alternative, one can discover what’s in the bill by reading it. Glide your vision, using your eyeballs, left to right across the line. When you get to the end, scan back to the left, drop down a line and repeat. If your oxycodone abuse is causing dimness in your vision due to miosis, turn on an extra lamp.

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Don’t Stereotype Me!

Posted by Goo Man on February 18, 2009

Does anyone else see the irony in the fact that Muzzammil Hassan, a Muslim business man living outside Buffalo, NY, who created a TV Network aimed at combating stereotypes of Muslim people, beheaded his wife in an honor killing after being served divorce papers?

What stereotypes was his network created to fight again?  I can see Hassan releasing a press statement to the effect of, “People, please, please.  Islam is not a bronze age collection of violent customs, some of which designed to control the sexual behavior of women.  I’m just a violent monster who killed his wife over his hurt feelings.  This honor killing has nothing to do with Islam or the Muslim people.  Please stop stereotyping us.”

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